Of course I absolutely HAVE to extend an enthusiastic congratulations to

(fill in name of team here)

_________________________________

for having (circle one)

• soundly


• narrowly


• impressively


• magically


• apparently

defeated the

(fill in name of other team here)

_________________________________

in last night's Super Bowl!

I think we can call agree that Super Bowl

(Sprinkle liberally with X's, I's, V's and maybe an M)

was the most (circle one)

• captivating


• phenomenal


• crowd-pleasing


• mind-numbing


• ass-kicking


• coma-inducing


• car-jacking

athletic event of all time! Wow, I'm so glad I saw it!

(Note to self: remember to check Google News, find out who was playing, fill in all the blanks and post this thing Monday morning.)

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