No, this is NOT a picture of me.
Yes, I would wear that suit if I had it.

Just your typical "kids crying on Santa's lap" picture. But it's the exasperation on Santa's face here that really cracked me up.

Yep, that's about right.

These last three are motivational poster parodies that cracked me up. And two of them involve bears!

Get it? It's a polar bear ... with a CHAIN SAW! Because an unarmed polar bear just isn't dangerous enough.

If I had a bear I could ride I would ride it everywhere. And I would wave a sword at all times. I would just ride around on my bear, waving my sword, and NOBODY would EVER screw with me. That would SO rule.

And, yes, I'd be wearing my black Spider-Man suit.

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