Now "evidence" of two other cryptids has turned up.

Some guys in Georgia claim to have found the corpse of a Sasquatch:

I'll wear a lime-green tutu and dance at Obama's inauguration if that thing turns out to be a real Bigfoot. And I'll post that on YouTube.

Even people who really do believe in the Sasquatch are calling the Georgia Bigfoot a hoax.

Then there's this, video tape shot by a cop of "El Chupacabra" in the flesh:

OK, this one strikes me as somewhat credible. Here's what I mean by that: I don't think that this is evidence of a cryptid. It's not some new animal that has been heretofore unknown to science. But I think it is possible that this is video tape of a rarely seen hideous crossbreed of coyotes and feral dogs. And I think it's possible that this thing is so ugly that if you found one devouring your chickens at night you might think it was a monster. You might even think you'd seen "El Chupacabra." So, no, I don't think the infamous goat-sucker has finally been proven real. But I do think that the mystery of "El Chupacabra" may have been solved.

And for what it's worth, I think that this YouTube clip offers evidence of a far scarier and harder to explain version of "El Chupacabra" itself:

Anyway, on with the ceremonial dumping of the junk:

I've found that you can't go wrong if you include pictures of monkeys in any blog post.

Go ahead, Mythbusters, prove it won't work. If you can.

If you build it, they will be really cool.

Indeed, old sport, you certainly put that hooligan in his punk-ass place.

D@mNV@N|)@L5.

You'll have to click the one above to open the full-size graphic. I think it's pretty funny.

It meant them no harm. It was sent here to find and protect a cardboard cutout of John Connor.

Don't these two jpg's go well together?

Somebody posted video of a Pentecostal church service and put techno music behind it. I don't mean to mock my charismatic Evangelical brothers, but I gotta admit, I've always thought that this kind of behavior had more to do with mass hysteria than anything spiritual. And this clip makes me laugh like crazy.

Labels: Junk Dump, News, You Tube

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