Saturday, August 30, 2008


Bring Me The Head Of Ray Ozzie

I don't mind that Microsoft owns half the world. Really, I don't. I just don't care.

But in exchange for owning half the world, I think that Microsoft should at least


I hate Vista. I hate it with a raging purple passion that radiates from my shriveled little black heart and rains down vitriol on everything within a twenty mile radius. I am the Chernobyl of Vista hatred.

Now Microsoft has debuted Internet Explorer 8.0 and, like the abject twit that I am, I downloaded and installed the beta.

I might as well have taken a hammer to this damn computer.

I won't go into details because I'm afraid that thinking to much about it will make my head literally explode. You seen Scanners? Just. Like. That.

Crashes. Crashes and crashes and crashes and hangs and hangs and "Windows is searching for a solution to the problem" and yeah, right, tell me another one.

Avoid IE 8.0 like the plague. Avoid Vista like the plague. Somebody shoot me.

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I love my Mac. I've never had a virus, I crash maybe 3 times a year, and I once uploaded a virus program to a compatible alien mothership, although that last point might have been Independence Day...the rest I'm sure of.
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