...because only scientologists can help you if you're in an accident. Right?

Here's what I'm getting at:

First, watch the creepy Tom Cruise Scientology video. Yes, all nine minutes:

Next, watch the video that has officially turned me into a Jerry O'Connell fan:

My buddy Otis has always insisted that Tom Cruise is a homosexual. I used to say that it wasn't possible because he was married to Nicole Kidman. (Tom, not Otis.) Now I say that it's impossible that Tom Cruise is a homosexual because homosexuals are human beings. From Earth.

Hat tip, by the way, to Lyndon for the videos. Even though I might need a few weeks to get that chilling laugh out of my ears.

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