1. Two beaches and a marina.
If I have five beaches and three marinas and I give you three beaches and two marinas, how many of each do I have left?

2. “This **** just got real.”
If you were a cashier, what phrase would you say to each customer instead of the over-used "Have a nice day?"

3. Drooling.
This picture would be funnier if the guy were doing what?

4. “Those would make a great coat!”.
Hey, what do you think of these two shirts?

5. David Hewlett and Trey Parker.
Can you name an actor on Stargate: Atlantis and a guy who makes really funny movies even though he comes off as an annoying a-hole in interviews?

6. A square bit.
This odd little video is the first one that pops up when you put what phrase into the search engine at YouTube?

7. My knee.
What the heck is that?

8. They would cancel each other out and the show would last forever.
What would happen if there were a TV show called Iceman Vs. The Human Torch?

9. I jumped in a big puddle of mud.
Did you jump in a big puddle of mud?

10. Because, It's Midnite.
Why won't you feed your Mogwai?

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