• Pretend Indians Protest Firing Of Pretend Indian
  
  
  Ward Churchill, the infamous, insane, fraudlant University of Colorado professor and pretend American Indian who equated 9/11 victims with Nazis, has finally been fired by the University for many of the items on his long list of offenses:
  
  

  The Board of Regents passed a motion to accept the recommendation from CU President Hank Brown to fire Churchill from his position in the Ethnic Studies department…
  
  Churchill and his supporters then participated in a Native American ceremony outside of the building.
  
  "I am going nowhere," said Churchill. "This is not about break, this is not about bend, this is not about compromise."

  
  
  I didn't see Churchill's pretend Native American ceremony, but I have seen other pretend Native American ceremonies before. They look like this:
  

  

  
  Churchill's actual supporters are a bit more uniform looking, at least with regard to dress:
  

  

  
  In a show of pretend American Indian solidarity, the guy on the left is sporting a mohawk. It seems to be quite the fashion this summer.
  
  Elsewhere on this topic: Cube, LGF.




• Fred Thompson: More Nothin'
  
  How can your campaign be falling apart before it's a campaign?
  
  

  Growing pains within Fred Thompson's "non-campaign" for president in 2008 revealed themselves in a big way Tuesday.
  
  …there has been much speculation about the role of Thompson's wife, Jeri Kehn Thompson, and today, a senior adviser to Fred Thompson today stepped out of a day-to-day role in the campaign because of friction with her.

  
  
  I've been pseudo-supporting Thompson's pseudo-campaign for a while now, but if he doesn't formally announce soon and get his act together, I might throw my pseudo-support to Romney. Romney sure seems to have his ducks in a row, Fred.



• Lindsay Says: ("Incoherent Slur")
  
  Lindsay Lohan, professional party girl and stunt driver (and occasional actress) has been nabbed yet again for more vehicular misconduct:
  
  

  The 21-year-old actress was arrested and released on bail for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence and with a suspended license, and felony cocaine possession, early Tuesday in Santa Monica, less than two weeks after completing her second trip to rehab.

  
  
  Apparently, Lindsay jumped into her SUV and attempted to chase down her former personal assistant and that girl's mother shortly after the assistant quit. Police were called to the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium, where they found Lohan and the other two women in a heated debate. Lohan was immediately arrested when the cops determined that she was drunk and driving with a suspended license, and they later found cocaine in her pocket. Of course, Lohan claims that the coke wasn't hers:
  
  

  “I am innocent ... did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy,” Lohan wrote in an e-mail to “Access Hollywood” host Billy Bush, the show reported on its Web site Tuesday night.

  
  
  Lohan, who has been in and out of rehab centers for the past thousand years, is apparently once again back in rehab. And that's good. Rehab obviously does her a lot of good, judging by the amount of times that she goes there.
  
  

  

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