Alright, so there's this local free classified ad paper called the Appalachian Advertiser. I wanted to link to their website, but they don't have one. This is strictly small time stuff.

There's always a copy of the Appaltiser laying around at work, and you never know what you'll see advertised in it's pages. The ad below was a real eye-opener during the graveyard shift last night, mostly for the first line:

I read that and nearly spit soda across the room. Sixty-five pounds??!? That's a lot of morning wood! Warm, cool or otherwise!

As you might expect, I was shocked, somewhat afraid, and, yes, a bit envious.

Then I read further and realized that what's for sale here is an incinerator... specifically a natural gas or wood incinerator, made by the Warm Morning company.

Oh. Nevermind. As you were.

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