MCF posted this meme. As a pretty verbose guy, I considered it a challenge. The concept is simple ... presented with thirty-five questions, I have to answer them, limiting myself to one-word answers.

1. Where is your cell phone?
Coat.

2. Your girlfriend?
Wife.

3. Your hair?
Thinning.

4. Your mother?
Workaholic.

5. Your father?
Dead.

6. Your favorite thing?
Music.

7. Your dream last night?
Fear.

8. Your favorite drink?
Coffee.

9. What?
Huh?

10. The room you're in?
Family.

11. Your ex?
Buddy.

12. Your fears?
Unemployment.

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
Better.

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
Family.

15. What you're not?
Elitist.

16. Muffins?
Sure.

17. One of your wish list items?
Truck.

18. Where you grew up?
Virginia.

19. The last thing you did?
Play.

20. What are you wearing?
Clothes.

21. Your TV?
On.

22. Your pet?
Dogs.

23. Your computer?
Aging.

24. Your life?
Aging.

25. Your mood?
Relaxed.

26. Missing?
Nah.

27. What are you thinking about right now?
Visit.

28.Your car?
Van.

29. Your personality?
Curmudgeon.

30. Your Summer?
Gardenless.

31. Your relationship status?
Wed.

32. Your favorite color?
Black.

33. When is the last time you laughed?
Moments.

34. Last time you cried?
Stress.

35. School?
Please.

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