Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Perilous Four
MCF is Perilous again.
1. From toxic waste.
From what did the Toxic Avenger draw his powers?
2. Toes.
What makes this webpage so creepy?
3. I kept flashing the biggest, cheesiest teeth-displaying smile I could after each reading.
Why did you keep going back to that old lady who reads palms?
4. Future Ted tells his kids to practice abstinence before marriage, while present Ted was sleeping with a girlfriend who had yet to tell him she loved him.
What made time travel so ironic and unpredictable for Senator Kennedy?
5. George Takei.
What's more disturbing, George Takei or this picture, which came up when I entered the word "disturbing" into Google image search?
6. 24.
At what age do most people begin to realize their potential?
7. 30.
And at what age is that potential gone forever if they haven't maximized it, leaving them downtrodden and prone to write weepy, self-pitying blog entries on their birthday?
8. Accidentally turning and whacking a mentally-challenged girl in the head with a metal pipe.
What's the surest way to ruin a date with a mentally-challenged girl?
9. A tank full of hot girls.
What's better than a barrel of monkeys?
10. A tank full of unspeakable insects.
What's better than a tank full of unspeakable insects AND venomous snakes?
11. Greg Lee.
Who married the hottest girl from Darrell's high school graduation class?
12. I was afraid of getting water on my face.
What always made getting a swirlie particularly terrifying?
13. ...23 38 61...
What are the measurements of your ideal woman?
14. Smaller than a nickel, but larger than a dime, and brown.
How might you describe your iris?
15. Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start.
What is almost the title of the sixth track on the most recent Deftones album?
16. Grant filing the meat.
What band has a stranger name than Grant Lee Buffalo?
17. James; Sean; Charles.
What three names can't Darrell find a connection between?
18. Her nipple.
What do you demand that any woman show you before getting into your car?
19. Tamers.Who tames?
20. A pickle suit.
What makes the girl in the middle of the picture to the right (from a Burger King commercial) so special?
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I skimmed and spent a few minutes this afternoon freaking out about the toe joint nails, then I saw it was a dream and photoshop. That's a PHANTASMIC site though. Ohhh My.
And if those are the measurements of my ideal woman, then there's one I need to call back. ;-)
When I see #18 written out like that, it makes sense why I don't get to give rides to girls.
And I do not write weepy self-pitying blog entries on my birthday; I do that year round.
And if those are the measurements of my ideal woman, then there's one I need to call back. ;-)
When I see #18 written out like that, it makes sense why I don't get to give rides to girls.
And I do not write weepy self-pitying blog entries on my birthday; I do that year round.
MCF: I do not write weepy self-pitying blog entries on my birthday
You knew I was talking about my own weepy self-pitying birthday blogging, right?
You knew I was talking about my own weepy self-pitying birthday blogging, right?
Now I'm going to have nightmares thanks to the two web sites you linked to. *shudder*
For 30, I should have put "At what age do people trade their dreams for security?"
For 30, I should have put "At what age do people trade their dreams for security?"
Grant Lee, of Grant Lee Buffalo, went to the same obscure elementary school in Stockton, California that I did in the sixties.. he was a couple of years behind me but we were at the school at the same time. We discovered this when I was working as an extra on "Gilmore Girls" in the second season and he was playing the "town troubador".
Small world, but I'd hate to have to paint it (Steven Wright).
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Small world, but I'd hate to have to paint it (Steven Wright).
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