Thursday, January 11, 2007
Crime Doesn't Pay
Three stories of crime and consequences, presented with the hopes that young'uns might learn somethin':
Story #1: "Drop the gun, drop your trousers."
DUBLIN, N.H. - A would-be thief found himself foiled, under gunfire - and without pants.
Police said a homeowner discovered an intruder one night two weeks ago. The homeowner pulled a gun, fired what police described as warning shots, and told the intruder to shed his pants and shoes…
"I believe his thinking was that by taking away the suspect's pants, it would slow him down or prevent him from trying to get away, or make it easier for us to find him if he did get away," New Hampshire State Police Sgt. Christopher Aucoin said.
Story #2: "Pigs and possums aren't for throwing"
West Point, Miss., has been seeing a rash of animal-tossing episodes, the Associated Press reports.
The most recent episode was the toss of a 60-pound pig over the counter of the Holiday Inn Express by Kevin Pugh, 20. No one was hurt, including the pig.
Pugh was fined $279, and given some very strange looks by police, who find the trend very bizarre.
"This was the silliest thing I've ever seen," McCaskill said. "Almost every officer we had was involved because the incidents kept happening at different hours."
McCaskill said there have been four late-night incidents involving animal-tossing at West Point businesses. Twice a pig was tossed; two of the incidents involved possums.
Story #2: "The wonderful thing about Tigger / Is Tigger ain't takin' your s#!t"
Home video of a costumed Tigger character apparently punching a boy in the face and knocking him back at a Walt Disney World theme park has prompted an Orange County Sheriff's investigation into the incident and led to the suspension of the cast member, according to a Local 6 News report.
The Monaco family of New Hampshire said they were visiting a Disney theme park and posing for a photo with Tigger when the character landed a hard punch.
"You don't come here for this," father Jerry Monaco said…
"At first I was upset at my son," Monaco Sr. said. "I thought he did something to Tigger. But then I review it and it is pretty clear, for no reason he just clocked him in the face."
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Great - by putting these 3 crimes under the same heading, I hope you realize you are inviting somebody wearing nothing but the top half of a Tigger outfit to throw a pig at a shoeless boy in New Hampshire...
They "didn't come here for that"?? Gosh, that's the ONLY reason Dorian and I go to Disneyland.. to spar with the costumed characters. So far I can take Mickey but Goofy is just too damn tall and limber. Dorian does pretty well against Minnie but the little rodent bitch tends to pull her hair a lot, which is dirty fighting if you ask me.
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DUBLIN, N.H. - A would-be thief found himself foiled, under gunfire - and without pants.
West Point, Miss., has been seeing a rash of animal-tossing episodes, the Associated Press reports.
Home video of a costumed Tigger character apparently punching a boy in the face and knocking him back at a Walt Disney World theme park has prompted an Orange County Sheriff's investigation into the incident and led to the suspension of the cast member, according to a Local 6 News report.
