There really is a lot going on, and I've been kinda absorbed by a number of distractions (mostly at work) for a week or two now. So imagine my surprise the other day when, out of the blue, Wendy says "So, have you seen Britney Spears' genitals yet?"

Turns out that, unbeknownst to me, Britney Spears has lost her mind, started hanging out with Paris Hilton, stopped wearing underwear, and generally been behaving like a nutcase. Apparently, Britney has been going out of her way to make sure that everyone gets a good long look, too.

So what's up with this?

I looked into it and found out that it's all a publicity stunt to promote Britney's new single. I was able to track down the lyrics, too:

Britney Spears' New Single:
"My Vagina"
(To The Tune Of
The Knack's "My Sharona")

Ooh, my itty bitty one, my pretty one,
Pretty little dress reveals
My vagina!
Everybody gets to see
The rest of me.
It's as hard to hide as an
Ocean linah!

Where've my panties gone? Where's my thong?
Where's my Hanes-Her-Way?
Every time I sneeze, or there's a breeze
It's as plain as day.
My my my my my, whoo!
M-m-m-my vagina!
M-m-m-my vagina!

You might not know what to say, but that's OK.
If you try to speak, you know
Words'll fail ya!
Even Justin Timberlake, for goodness sake,
Never saw this much of my
Genitalia!

First I lost my class, lost my charm,
Now I've lost my mind.
Next I'll lose my sons to that bum
Kevin Federline.
My my my my my, whoo!
(Etc, etc)

OK, lame, I know … but it popped into my head and demanded it's day.