How is this even remotely a good idea? Who'd want to see it? I mean, I know that there are idiots out there who hate the South for any number of real or imagined reasons, but who in the name of Jerry Clower would want to watch something like this? Are there really people who enjoy and relish hatred that much? Who's this petty in 2006? I'm just at a loss for words.

Police said a couple were arguing about their marriage when the wife grabbed an ax and charged at her husband, chasing him around the house.

The ax is considered a collector's item and is used for display, but investigators said it has a very sharp blade and is capable of causing serious injury or death…

Police said that while chasing her husband, Masse destroyed several things inside their home, including a glass door and his car.

Her husband ran to a neighbor's house, where he locked the door and called police.

My son started speaking at one and in his Borg-like ability to acquire language skills I found myself constantly surprised by what words he knew. I was constantly on the defense, answering questions. But then the day that every father dreads dawned, when his very vocal boy looks up at him, points between his legs and asks “what is this called?”

I suppose they could have made it even creepier… for instance, they could have made it look like Ash or Bishop.

…a group of scientists has now warned the scans could be dangerously misleading as they do not reflect the true nature of an unborn baby's brain.

Dr Donald Peebles, a consultant in foetal medicine at University College London, said the temptation to associate foetal movements with adult movements was "incredibly dangerous" and said they contributed nothing to the debate over whether the legal time limit for abortion should be lowered.

Dr Huseyin Mehmet, a reader in developmental neurobiology at Imperial College London, said that a foetal brain at 23 and 24 weeks was "extremely immature"…