Lyons also said, "I still can't find my wallet" and "I don't understand him, and I don't want to sit too close to him now" in regards to Piniella.

"My joke was about a wallet. It had nothing to do with race. We were all laughing at the time. I'm being painted as a victimizer of Lou. At dinner later (with Fox announcers and production staffers), we all thought it was one of our better exchanges."

Boy how the liberals will be in a snit when we send Allen back to the Senate in November. I predict now that you'll see a bunch of stories about how the backwoods racist inbred rednecks in Virginia have, once again, shown how backwards and stupid they are. I'm already snickering.

"Some people listen to a song like 'SexyBack' and think, 'am I queer? Am I funny?' If you are that way, you're just that way. But if you're a masculine man, embrace it. Have a glass of wine, put the record on and invite your girl over to get sexy"

And just in case you're one of the two or three people on the planet who isn't yet convinced that Ben Affleck is, in fact, an absolute and complete waste of carbon, I offer this next clip as well.

But first, a few observations about the clip at the bottom.

One, Lou Dobbs makes a couple of good points about multiculturalism and the fallacy that those who advocate English as a national language in the US are racist. It bugs me to agree with Dobbs, but he actually makes a good call on this.


It bugs me far more to agree with that scumbag Maher, but he's correct that the burka (or Burqa) is a symbol and tool of sexism. In middle east countries where women are forced to wear them, hiding their face and entire body, there can be little doubt among reasonable people that the burka is sexism and oppression personified.

Among reasonable people, I said.

That leaves out that moron, Affleck.

And if you need any proof that the average TV addict and the average Los Angeles liberal are complete and total morons, just listen to the way the audience applauds and cheers wildly when Affleck makes one stupid and incorrect "point" after another.

Listen to Affleck say that this country was "founded on multiculturalism." Wrong, you idiot. This country was founded on the motto "E Pluribus Unum." Out of many, ONE. From many cultures, ONE CULTURE will be formed. ONE. Teddy Roosevelt may have been a bit of a loose canon in some ways, but he was dead on correct when he said that "The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all possibility of its continuing to be a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities … each preserving its separate nationality, each at heart feeling more sympathy (with others) of that nationality than with the other citizens of the American Republic."

Affleck also equates the burka with the crucifix and the yarmulke. Wrong again, and obviously so. Neither the crucifix nor the yarmulke have ever been used as a tool with which to suppress women. You moron.

Affleck goes on to say that those who disapprove of religions which force women to hide behind the burka are racist and that people should be able to wear what they want as an essential freedom. Honestly, who's bright idea was it to put this moron on television and allow him to spout off such ill-informed, thoughtless, baseless, clearly inaccurate garbage?

Actually, I guess it is a good idea to have a dolt like Affleck on the show, considering how the crowd goes wild every time he says something ponderously idiotic. I suppose Affleck and his ilk are exactly what the Bill Maher Program's target audience are all about.

And the sad thing is, with those monkeys in the crowd hooting and hollering for each of Affleck's careless pronouncements, I'm sure he went home thinking he'd really come off like a brilliant political thinker. He's probably contemplating a run for public office somewhere.

But enough of my yackin'. Watch the goofball for yourself: