Are you one of those people who just never found a church that feels like the right church?

Looking for a church without all those outdated, patriarchal rules?

Or maybe you don't have a problem with "Jesus," it's just this whole "church" thing that you don't like.

Or maybe you don't need the hassle of giving God an hour of "me time" on Sunday morning.

Well, have I got the church for you.

Hat tip: American Papist.