Friday, September 15, 2006
How To (Pretend To) Make It In (Cyber) Hollywood
The LonelyGirl15 thing is really pretty funny. Weird, but funny, and I'd say it's harmless. Maybe.
If you're not up on it, here's what happened:
- Everybody in the world has a webcam or a USB capable video camera, so everybody in the world has the ability to make short videos and upload them to the internet.
- The website YouTube is one of the most popular places to post your videos, watch other people's videos, comment and send e-mail with each other, etc. It's kinda like blogging, only for pretty people.
- The second most popular video-poster at YouTube has been LonelyGirl15. Her videos have each been watched by three and four hundred thousand people. Sometimes more. LonelyGirl15 identifies herself as Bree, a sixteen year old American girl. She's cute, precocious, dorky, silly, innocent, etc. In her videos she talks about … well, nothing. Nothing really at all. She just talks. But the lighting is always very good and the editing, sound, mixing and effects are always fun and sharp. Much better than the average webcam product. Here's an example:
The All-American Girl-Next-Door, right? Except she's not. She's a fraud:
To millions of fans across the globe, she's Bree, a rebellious and often-naive teenage girl who has become an Internet sensation, starring in a series of YouTube video blogs under the handle "lonelygirl15." But as it was revealed this week, Bree isn't really Bree at all — she's Jessica Rose, a 19-year-old actress struggling to make her way in Los Angeles.
Weird. It gets weirder.
In a video posted a week ago titled Bree The Cookie Monster, Bree and Daniel rate batches of cookies they said they baked.
Bree's purple monkey puppet holds up score cards. The first one gets "10", the second "12" and the third one "06". Why "06" and not "6"?
Viewers point out that the sequence makes a date 10/12/06 - or October 12, 2006, using the US method of writing dates. October 12 also happens to be the birth date of the late occultist Aleister Crowley, whose picture can be seen on a wall in Bree's room.
It might be a bit soon to sum this up, but maybe the Blogger News Network has hit it on the head:
… what did they hope to accomplish? Bree's YouTube videos... about 2 to 3 minutes long is a story about a young girl and how she lives and she spiraled to the top becoming "the second most suscribed to channel on YouTube.com. " I would say that is quite an accomplishment for an aspiring actress.
Okay. I get it. They set out to make an internet show starring a young girl and to make it interactive so viewers could up load their own thoughts and feelings and actually be able to tell the girl in the movie, "Don't go upstairs! The killer just went up the stairs!" And she'll hear you. Genius.
In the meantime, I'm declaring a moratorium on all internet usage until we figure this out. Sign off and turn off your PC. I'll call you and tell you when you can sign on again.
That's all for now.
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Rey also showed me a vid of some trail, and said there was a vid where Bree was askign DanielBeast what happened with some girl in his class. The video shows the trail they're on, with some creepy Ringu voiceover "iwashere" and then shows this serene body of water in front of a cliff--right before something in a bag that might be a body drops in it. Besides the Crowly thing, the Beast is the devil in the book of Daniel. His theory is some movie is coming about this girl that was picked on then homeschooled then went nuts.
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