Tuesday, August 08, 2006
The Doobie Brothers, Apologetics, Tom Cruise, DNA and BLOGGER SUCKS!!
- You BET That Blogger SUCKS!!
I have no idea if this thing is going to post or not. I'll try again later. If you're seeing this, it means that it did post. I just spent the past 90 minutes writing the post below (assuming you're seeing it) and now I can't get the %&$#@#$ thing to post. I am SICK TO DEATH of constant problems with Blogger. Once again, let me urge ANYONE who's thinking about starting a blog to use ANY BLOG SERVICE other than Blogger. - Lyrics Through The Wendy Blender
So, we get up this morning, make coffee, feed the dogs, make breakfast… and then I sit down here at the PC and Wendy turns on the television. As she flips channels she flips past VH1 Classic and they're playing "What A Fool Believes" by the Doobie Brothers. Wendy says something about not liking that "racist song."
So I enquire "Huhh?"
You know, this song where they're singing that "The white man has the power."
Of course, if you know the song, you know that the lyrics are "No wise man has the power." Turns out that, ever since she was a kid, Wendy has thought that this song was about white power. This was made all the funnier for both of us this morning when she saw the video and realized that the Doobie Brothers are a multiracial band.
Misheard lyrics are a classic Wendyism. Here are some other examples:
The Ben Folds Five, "Kate"
Real lyric: "Her mix tape's a masterpiece."
Wendy heard: "She makes tapes and masturbates."
(That may, in fact, be the case regarding Kate. However, Ben Folds didn't go into that much detail.)
Gwen Stefani, "Holla Back Girl"
Real lyric: "I ain't no holla back girl."
Wendy heard: "I ain't no Harlem black girl."
(Gwen Stefani, by the way, is clearly not a black girl. Have you ever seen her? If she were any whiter, she'd be translucent.)
Gwen Stefani, "Holla Back Girl"
Real lyric: "Let me hear you say, this s**t is bananas."
Wendy heard: " Let me hear you say, this s**t is bananas."
(Wendy heard correctly. Turns out that the real lyrics really are that stupid.) - More Apologetics
Pastor Scott is discussing Sola Fide at his blog, and, as always, it's well worth your time to read what he has to say. By the way, I've had another Armchair Apologist post coming on for a few days now. Last week's episode of The Journey Home was a great one, Marcus did the whole thing by himself. He mentioned ten key Bible verses that were roadmarks along the way during his own journey home to Rome. Some of the verses he mentioned were new to me… some were verses I'd read myself during my own discernment, and I was on the couch shouting "Yes! Yes!" with shared joy. I also had several verses of my own that were key to me that weren't mentioned on the program. I'm going to write a post about the ten verses that Marcus mentioned and throw my own key verses in as well. - It's Official: Tom Cruise Is Over
From the daily news at the Internet Movie Database:
Hollywood megastar Tom Cruise has reportedly been given a pay cut in his production deal with Paramount Pictures. The actor and his business partner Paula Wagner's previous deal allowed them a budget of up to $10 million a year to cover overheads and develop films through their company Cruise/Wagner Productions. … Paramount funded Cruise's latest movie Mission: Impossible III, which is expected to take up to $400 million in the international box office, but due to Cruise's expected profit margin, the studios will only just break even. The actor's lawyer Bertram Fields says, "We received an offer and we are digesting it. We will sit and talk about it."
It's never official until the studio hits 'em in the pocketbook. So now it's official. Tom Cruise broke Hollywood's golden, unspoken rule: Don't jump on the couch. It's time for Tom to buy that time-share with Sly Stalone, Kevin Spacey and Burt Reynolds. - Your Body: Property Of Pfizer
Recent bathroom reading on my part lead to some genuine outrage. It sounds like something out of one of Phillip K. Dick's nightmares, but it's true.
A few years ago, UCLA geneticist Wayne Grody was working hard to help deaf children. Grody was conducting clinical tests on Connexin 26, a human gene linked to deafness, hoping it would lead to more effective treatment for kids. Then one day he received a letter from Athena Diagnostics, a Massachusetts-based biotechnology company. Grody says the letter informed him that Athena owned a patent for the Connexin 26 gene -- and he could no longer perform tests on it himself. Instead, he would have to pay thousands of dollars up-front and send future gene samples to Athena for testing. He had no choice. "I had to stop," Grody says. "The cost was out of sight." The clinical tests ground to a halt.
It may sound bizarre, but it's true: A company can actually "own" human genes. That's the brave new world of gene patents, where big biotech firms are claiming rights to our genetic blueprints and guarding them with teams of lawyers. And the result, say scientists like Grody, is stalling vital medical research, perhaps even delaying lifesaving cures.
"I don't think most people realize what's occurring," says Lori Andrews, a law professor at the Illinois Institute of Technology who specializes in the subject. "People find that the genes within their bodies have been patented without their knowledge and consent."
Remember, these are the very same people who want us to allow them to farm humans in embryonic form for stem cell research. Do YOU trust 'em? What are they really campaigning for? Life saving research or just future copyright profits?
Think about it. The most outspoken political proponent of stem cell research in recent years was John Edwards… remember him and his famous campaign promise about stem cell research and Christopher Reeve walking again? John Edwards really wants stem cell research. John Edwards is also a trial lawyer, the kind of guy who stands to make huge money on patent suits.
I'm not presupposing a conspiracy theory, here. I'm just calling it like I see it. It's pretty transparent. Lawers + patent laws + drug companies = medical progress? Riiiiiighhht.
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My favorite bad lyrics include the following:
There's a bad moon on the rise. = There's a bathroom on the right.
Excuse me while I kiss the sky. = Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
Racked up like a deuce, another roller in the night = HA! Not even gonna go there.
There's a bad moon on the rise. = There's a bathroom on the right.
Excuse me while I kiss the sky. = Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
Racked up like a deuce, another roller in the night = HA! Not even gonna go there.
I'm looking forward to the day that God sends these supposed gene patent owners a cease and desist order. He created the genes - He owns them.
Meanwhile, pharmacutical and genetic/medical research firm executives, lawyers and politicians laugh all the way to the bank giving lip-service to wanted to "find a cure."
Meanwhile, pharmacutical and genetic/medical research firm executives, lawyers and politicians laugh all the way to the bank giving lip-service to wanted to "find a cure."
Kristine: There's a bad moon on the rise. = There's a bathroom on the right.
I'm not making this up, my former father-in-law thought that John Fogerty (sp?) was singing "In the bathroom on the rag."
Kinda gives the rest of the lyrics a whole new meaning: "I know the end is coming soon... I hear the voice of rage and ruin..." etc.
I'm not making this up, my former father-in-law thought that John Fogerty (sp?) was singing "In the bathroom on the rag."
Kinda gives the rest of the lyrics a whole new meaning: "I know the end is coming soon... I hear the voice of rage and ruin..." etc.
Blogger sucks? You're being too kind. I prefer the concept of voluntary root canal work following intensive voluntary rectal thermometry, all for the purpose of finding something to do on a Saturday evening. Hence my move to WordPress. And Wordpress is reasonably friendly with importing posts from a previous service.
I would also wonder what Wendy would translate "Jeux sans frontiers" to from Peter Gabriel's Games Without Frontiers?
I would also wonder what Wendy would translate "Jeux sans frontiers" to from Peter Gabriel's Games Without Frontiers?
Ohhhhh, wrapped up like a DEUCE...I mean, racked up...I get it now. ;)
I was reminded of a small one this morning when I heard Smells Like Teen Spirit. For years I thought he sang "she's overboard" instead of "she's often bored". Then there was Pearl Jam's "Glorified Version of a Pelican"(or of Elliot Gould as one of my friends thought...it's actually "pellet gun")
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I was reminded of a small one this morning when I heard Smells Like Teen Spirit. For years I thought he sang "she's overboard" instead of "she's often bored". Then there was Pearl Jam's "Glorified Version of a Pelican"(or of Elliot Gould as one of my friends thought...it's actually "pellet gun")
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