Wendy and I live in a teeeeny, tiny, tiny, tiny little town with a local newspaper (circulation: 12) that's so small and silly that it might actually qualify as quaint. We used to subscribe to it, but we got frustrated with Man Walks Dog stories and started subscribing to the Roanoke paper. Roanoke is the largest nearby city. Anyway, we stopped subscribing to the Roanoke paper, too, because Wendy got tired of me ranting and raving at the breakfast table about the extremely leftist leanings of the Roanoke paper.

I'd post a link to the local newspaper's website article about the arrest that was made in my case, but the local newspaper's website is actually even more pitiful than the print version, and they don't have anything on the web about the arrest.

I did, however, buy a copy of yesterday's local paper and I did scan the brief article, and here it is if you're interested:

I looked the perp's name up at Google, just to see if by chance he had a MySpace site or whatnot. I only found one listing for the bum's name. This one.

Given the nature of that page, I thought it was a bit ironic and downright funny.