I stop by fairly regularly and check out the Captions Outrageous Photo Caption Contest at The Right Place.

It's your basic photo caption contest kind of thing... Mr. Right puts up an amusing picture of one political figure or another and everyone submits possible captions for the photo in the comments section.

I don't often actually submit entries because I can't usually think of anything that's as funny as the stuff that other folks are throwing out there. I just read the funny captions, laugh, and go on about my business.

Now and then... very rarely... I will leave a caption if a funny line pops into my head.

The last time I submitted a caption was for the Saturday, May 14 edition... and guess what? I'll be darned if I didn't take first prize!

How'd I miss that? I guess it's just that I sometimes forget about the Captions Contest, and I'll go back and read the winners in a big clump, several weeks worth at a time.

Anyway, if you're interested, here's the photo that I submitted a caption for, with my award winning caption at the bottom. Please save your applause until you've read the whole thing. ;)

"Well, the President put this up my behind on
Tuesday, November 2, 2004. I've only just now
gotten it back out."