The robbery happened at the drive-thru window. Deputies said the two men brandished a handgun and demanded cash before running away on foot.

That kicked off a widespread manhunt for the two suspects. Deputies in a helicopter and on foot searched for the men. Even the sheriff's K-9 unit was unable to track much of a scent.

Deputies released very little in the way of a description of the suspects and are hoping someone saw something that could help bring them in.

Vice President Dick Cheney today accidentally peppered a 78-year-old hunting buddy with shotgun pellets during a quail hunt in Texas, injuring attorney Harry Whittington.

Filled with remorse over the incident, the vice president immediately repealed the Second Amendment to the Constitution, which guarantees “the right to bear arms.”

“I’m truly sorry that I winged Harry when he blocked my shot at the quail,” said Mr. Cheney. “I now realize that gun violence is not just an inner-city poor problem, but rather an epidemic that can spill out of the ghetto and affect wealthy and powerful, elderly Americans.”

Hat tip to the Wet Noodle