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Saturday, November 12, 2005

All The News That's Fit To Mock

Cream? Sugar? Turtle? What do you like in your coffee?

Guess who owns stock in Halliburton? Michael Moore!

A man named Shelton Flowers (really) was shot and killed at a screening of the 50 Cent movie Get Rich Or Die Tryin'. Maybe it's time for a major studio to make I Write The Songs: The Barry Manilow Story.

More from the secular liberals: It's bad for kids to read The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe in school. Right. (Hat Tip: The Unseen Blogger.)

I don't know how this one slipped past me, since it's right up my alley. Michelle Malkin's new book has some wonderfully unhinged quotes from Hollywood's nuttiest liberals... Did you know that the reelection of President Bush was likely to lead to the legalization of rape? It's true; Cameron Diaz said so! And, don't look for it-girl Julia Stiles out in public. She's probably hiding in her basement since she's “afraid that Bill O’Reilly would come with a shotgun at my front door and shoot me for being unpatriotic.” Classic!

Not that Stiles is the only celebrity cowering in fear. Apparently Kevin "Federline" Spears lives in constant dread of the family of Luciano Pavarotti.

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Comments:

That guy got shot at a theater I go to on occasion. Pretty scary.

# posted by

Kelly : 2:01 PM

Yeah, I go to that theater that Mr. Flowers got shot at. A very nice theater.

On the banning of Lion,Witch,Wardrobe in school. Now I realize that Lewis's brilliant story is not up there in the ranks with "Heather Has Two Mommies," but censorship is baaaaaaad. When did we allow Philistines to take control of our country?

# posted by

Pastor Scott Stiegemeyer : 7:51 PM

Liberals censoring is only more proof of their hypocrisy. Why do they only oppose censorship when it censors immoral/disgusting themes, which they love? hmmm...

# posted by

Kevin W. : 8:11 PM

Liberals are only liberal when it's about something they agree with. Bill Clinton is serviced by Monica in the Oval Office on several occasions and humiliates his wife and blatantly lies to America and there's not a peep from liberal organizations for Women. Where was the outrage from these people?
Where are these women's rights libs when it comes to the women and girls who have been liberated so much in Iraq? Not a peep. Where's the celebration?
But having school kids reading Narnia!!!! That's worth sqwaking about. What hypocrisy!

# posted by

Jamie Dawn : 5:22 PM

Liberals prefer their fiction with conservative villains.

Better let them read The Scarlet Letter or The Crucible again so they understand McCarthyism....again.

# posted by

Bohemian Like You : 8:02 PM