First, the one my wife tagged me with:

Here's how it works... you pick a musical artist or band and answer the following fifteen questions only with song titles by that artist. I picked one of my favorite singers, song-writers, and musicians, Elton John. This is one extremely silly meme, but I can't resist anything music related.

1.) Are you a male or female?
Rocket Man

2.) Describe yourself:
Madman Across The Water

3.) How do you feel about yourself?
Sixty Years On

4.) Describe your ex boyfriend / girlfriend:
The Bitch Is Back

(To any previous girlfriend who might read this blog: No, you're not the one I was thinking about. It was that other one. The really mean one.)

5.) Describe your current love life:
The Greatest Discovery

6.) Describe your current location:
Country Comfort

7.) Describe where you want to be:
Holiday Inn

8.) Your best friend is:
Honky Cat

9.) Your favorite color is:
Blue Eyes

10.) You know that:
I'm Going To Be A Teenage Idol

11.) What's the weather like?
Indian Sunset

12.) If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?
Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting

13.) What is life to you?
I'm Still Standing

14.) What is the best advice you have to give?
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues

15.) If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Levon

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The Hidden Blogger also tagged me with The Lucky Sevens

7 Things That Scare Me

01. House Centipedes (I've been known to scream like a little girl)
02. Heights
03. Death of loved ones
04. Losing my hearing
05. The fact that some people supported this.
06. Racist Skinheads
07. Looking up from the couch and seeing this.

7 Things I like most

01. Faith
02. Family
03. Friends
04. Music
05. Movies
06. Roller Coasters
07. Moose Tracks


7 Most important things in my room

01. Alarm clock
02. Bed
03. Fan
04. The book I am currently reading
05. Curtains (I hate light in the bedroom)
06. Nightstand
07. Reading lamp
(This is the same list of seven that H.B. had. I could relate totally.)


7 Random facts about me

01. I'm an adoptive father
02. I can learn the lyrics to almost any song by hearing it twice
03. I can't spell worth a krap
04. I often lose interest in things and don't complete them.



7 Things I plan(hope) to do before I die

01. See the Grand Canyon
02. Go to Scotland
03. Own a big ol' truck.
04. Have another child, hopefully a boy, and name him after my grandfather (I've been saying that for years).
05. Wrestle a gator into submission and pick it's pockets.
05. Have some more Moose Tracks.
06. Ride Kingda Ka.
07. Celebrate riding Kindga Ka with a big bowl of Moose Tracks.

7 Things I can do

01. Bake pretty good honey oat bread from scratch
02. Grow a decent garden
03. Put together a darn good mix CD.
04. Build a working PC from parts
05. Teach a dog to speak
06. Fly
07. Lie about being able to fly


7 Things I can't do

01. Work on, understand, identify or get interested in cars
02. Develop an interest in professional sports
03. Go a day without music
04. Sing
05. Dance
06. Stomach reality TV
07. Beat my wife at Tetris



7 Words I say the most

01. Alright, then.
02. Suits me.
03. Little bit.
04. Uh-UH-uh.
05. It'll do.
06. Far out.
07. %#@$$%%#@@$$##!!!!


7 Celeb crushes

01. Tyra Banks
02. Kim Catrall
03. Lindsay Lohan (Not blonde, skinny, skanky Lindsay 2.0. I like Lindsay 1.0)
04. Dana Owens
05. Laura Linney
06. Brooke Burke
07. Kirsten Dunst


7 People tagged:

The first seven people who read this. Talk amongst yourselves to figure out if you were one of the first seven.