Tuesday, October 25, 2005

 

Pop Quiz



MCF wants answers:

1) They're finally making the movie of your life and, after narrowing the role of YOU down to three actors, they've asked for your choice. Who are the three actors, and which person do you ultimately choose?

The three actors are Jack Black, Pruit Taylor Vince, and my choice, Philip Seymour Hoffman.

2) You're at a fancy restaurant with your significant other, when your arch nemesis shows up with his gang to rob the place. You left your costume home tonight, and you wouldn't want to reveal your true identity unless there was no other choice. How do you handle this one?

Being a super hero means putting it all on the line, every day, not really having a secret identity. Just get up and deal with it, Wolverine style. SCHNKT! SCHNKT!

3) 4 +X/8=15Y-23Z; solve for each variable.

No.

4) They're turning my blog into a sitcom! Quick, who's playing me?

Philip Seymour Hoffman.

5) What was the scariest moment of your life?

When my son's heart stopped beating, twice, in the womb.

6) After much thought and deliberation, you realize the best thing you can do with your life is form your own team of superheroes. Keeping in mind that you don't actually possess any powers or a dual identity in this scenario, how do you go about selecting your team, what abilities do you look for in potential allies, and what do you call your group?

Oh, gosh. Phillip Seymour Hoffman?

7) If a hypothetical train is traveling East at 70 MPH, and a hypothetical truck is traveling North at 55 MPH, then name 3 famous people you feel shouldn't be famous.

Omarosa (sp?)
Bam Marjara (sp?)
50 Cent.

8) A freak accident caused by lightning or radiation or genetic engineering or whichever origin suits you, bestows upon you the ability to step INSIDE your television set and interact with the characters. Where do you go first, and why?

Springfield! As far as why... I think that "why" is a more relevant question for anyone who wouldn't want to go to Springfield.

9) After winning a karaoke contest, you're awarded the grand prize from a local radio station: you get to perform ONE song alongside your favorite group! Who do you sing with and what song?

When I Fall by Barenaked Ladies

10) A blogger you read regularly posts a pop quiz. Do you take it? Please list your reasons either way.

Yes, I take it. About three questions in, I realize that I'm not really up to it right now, that most of my cylinders aren't firing, that I'm not coming up with anything really good... but I stick to my commitments.

11) The quiz goes all the way up to 11.

Well, it's one higher, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be quizzing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your answers. Where can you go from there? Where?


Comments:
How can you say this was half-assed, especially since you made such a brilliant choice in number 1.
 
Seriously. Anytime Darrell is that modest, he usually has one the best if not the best contribution. I think he put down his five favorite places similarly, and that was hilarious.

I love the answer to #3. Wish I'd thought of that back in high school. =D
 
These are great. I'm going to answer the first question on my blog probably tomorrow.
I don't even know who that guy is that you keep mentioning: Phillip somebody.
Since I homeschool my tenth grader, I refuse to do any extra math whatsoever!!
 
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