Sunday, October 23, 2005
If People Were Dogs...
While out in our yards, if a car drove by, we'd drop whatever we were doing and chase it as hard as we could. When we got to the end of the fence and could chase it no further, we'd stand there yelling "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!" until it was out of sight.Anything we found lying around... anything at all... would be fit to pick up and carry around while we looked for a shady place to lay down and gnaw on it.When we went to visit friends and family in there homes, we'd dash for the bathroom and spend the first half hour of the visit sniffing around the toilet.Whenever someone came to visit us in our home, we'd greet them in the following way: As they made their way to the front door, we'd stand at the nearest window, yelling "Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!" Once they got in the house, we'd slam into them repeatedly while continuing to yell. If we were really, really excited to see them, we might just pee on the floor.Our favorite game: "You can't take this from me." We'd be totally unselfconscious about our itches, blemishes, and imperfections. If, in the middle of a conversation, my arm started itching, I might start gnawing on it energetically. Nobody would think this was odd.Now and then, we'd wake up the rest of the family in the middle of the night by going to the living room window and violently yelling "Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Hey!" for twenty minutes at absolutely nothing.Whenever we saw someone eating, we'd sit down right beside them and stare at them as though we'll starve to death if they don't share with us.Every time we saw a person on TV, we'd run and get right in front of the television, all the while yelling (of course) "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!" We'd know exactly the right time to sit down on the couch beside a sad loved-one and lay our heads against them.
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