Sunday, July 03, 2005
Serious Identity Problems
I have said for ages that I think that Laura Ingrahm is hot... and today my wife pointed out that Laura looks a lot like Steven Cojocaru.

So now, I have a dilemma... I still think that Laura is hot, but Wendy is right. She looks like Cojo.
Does that mean I think Cojo is hot, too?
Somebody just kill me.
If you're not sure who Cojo is, he's that

guy who shows up all the time on VH1 and on Entertainment Tonight and on the news whenever there's a fashion segment, etc, etc, etc. He's on TV every ten minutes. He is the most annoying human being in the world. I'm reluctant to even call him a gay guy; he's like some parody of a gay person.
I presume that he is to gay people what this is to black people, what this is to asian people, what this is to Irish people, and what this moron is to guys like me.
Cojo is beyond gay. He's like a walking, talking stereotype or a cartoon. I'm not even sure if he is a gay man. He might be an alien. RuPaul, I'm sure, would feel that Cojo needs to tone down the gay thing a little bit. It's that bad.
And, it seems, I find him attractive.
I'm going to need years and years of therapy because of this.
It's the same way I feel about Sarah Jessica Parker. I used to think she was a knockout until Don Imus said she looks like Ruth Buzzy.
It seems you're one step closer to that big move to West Hollywood, if you find Cojo attractive.
BTW, 2 of the 4 young men who work for my wife at the video store are gay. That's like, HALF (I'm a math whiz, I am!) Welcome to SOCAL.
No, I'm NOTHING like Larry the Cable guy. I'm far more refined, erudite, and cultured. Here's a picture of me and Wendy, for proof. You can guess which is which.
Yeah, Laura could make me do all kinds of bad things. I'm really interested in what kind of guy she is marrying.
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