Two totally unrelated items to mention today:

01) Part of being a big ol’ fat redneck is that I am required, as per the machinations of my soul, to not keep up with the latest on gay celebrities.

So I was shocked to learn (and I’m sure that I am the last person to know) that Sara Gilbert, who played Darlene on Rosanne, is a lesbian.

She’s a gay female homosexual lesbian with a gay female homosexual lesbian partner, and they have a child together.

Sara Gilbert is the kinda girl that every geek guy (including myself… that’s right, I’m a big ol’ fat redneck geek) find’s totally cute. A guy like me could develop a lifelong crush on a girl like Sara Gilbert in about ten minutes.

So I was kinda bummed to find out that no geek guy will claim this particular prize for our team.

Isn't she adorable? Oh, well…. Alas, Darlene, we hardly knew ye.

Nonetheless, I wish her the best of everything. This is not a gay bashing post, nor has this ever been a gay bashing blog.

Regardless, it is kind of a bummer.

02) Thankfully, the Wet Noodle cheered me up when I saw the following in the archives:

Check out more of the same here.