http://darwen.us/southcon: $50,000 Cash or the Bunny Dies!

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

$50,000 Cash or the Bunny Dies!

I learned about this from Kristine at Willow Crossing, and it probably doesn't speak well of me that I think that this is extremely funny:

Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Toby will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don't help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that.s for sure.

I don’t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise. You can help this poor, helpless bunny’s cause by making donations through my verified PayPal account by clicking on any of the Donate buttons on this site, or by purchasing merchandise at the Savetoby.com online store.

I'm laughing my butt off, here. What a great way to shake down the PETA crowd for money. It gives me an idea:

SAVE MR. PEEPS

I rescued Mr. Peeps from one of our kids Easter baskets a couple of weeks ago. He was just sitting there beside a snack-size bag of M&Ms, trembling. For weeks I carried him around in my pocket, taking him out now and then at work and talking to him. I endured the strange looks of my co-workers for his sake.

However, I swear, unless I receive $7.50 US Funds by the end of the month, I am going to EAT MR. PEEPS. I am going to bite off his little marshmallow head and chew it up and then eat the rest of him. He doesn't stand a chance.

Send your checks payable to SOUTHERN CONSERVATIVE, and sleep well tonight knowing that you've kept food from being eaten.

Permalink -- Posted by Darrell at 12:27

Comments:

You MONSTER! You unspeakable MONS--

Oh, wait. Eat a peep and you deserve what you get.

# posted by

Derek : 11:49 PM

A SPECIAL Hell....

OK, who do I make the check out to?

# posted by

MCF : 11:41 PM