I hate it when I do this... I'd give the hat tip to the blogger who directed me to this article if I could remember who it was, but I can't. Ever get so many browser tabs open that you just flat out get lost? That's me. Anyway, hat tip to you, dear unremembered blogger, who pointed me to this article about John Kerry's sense of humor. If Dubya had said any of this crap, Dan Rather would have an orgasm about it every night on the news. But since Kerry spewed this stuff, it doesn't much ruffle any media feathers:

n"The Iraqi Army is in such bad shape now even the Italians could kick their butts."

n"(Bill Weld) takes more vacations than the people on welfare."

n"I thank you for the gift (a simi-automatic shotgun), but I can't take it to the debate with me."

Maybe Kerry can begin looking for work as a stand-up comedian after he loses the election this November. No, wait... what am I thinking? He already has a job as a stand-up comedian in the Senate.

And in her continuing efforts to prove that stand up comedy is a family affair, Teresa Heinz Rodham Kerry had the following to say to anyone who plans to send clothing to Caribbean hurricane survivors:

"Clothing is wonderful, but let them go naked for a while, at least the kids. Water is necessary, and then generators, and then food, and then clothes."

Yep, clothing is not a necessity. Stop, you Kerrys, you're killing me.