Saturday, September 04, 2004

 

First His Penis Betrays Him, Now His Heart

I’ll join Arthur Chrenkoff in hoping that Bill Clinton bounces back from heart surgery and gets well soon… but my reasons have less to do with good will than Arthur’s do… and more to do with cynical mistrust of the Democrats.


First his penis betrays him, now his heart.
If Slick ends up, God forbid, dead… then the Dems have a martyr. And don’t for one minute think they won’t use it. The same way that the Republicans are encouraging us to “win one for the Gipper,” the Democrats will milk Slick’s death (again, God forbid) for all it is worth. I anticipate posters, bumper stickers, and heavy sweat pouring off the forehead of John Kerry as he tries to figure out a way to stick to his “I’m a Vietnam War Hero and the Bush campaign is full of draft dodgers” line while also praising the prince of all draft dodgers, Bill Clinton. It would be interesting. But not worth it.

So, get well, Bubba. Those of us who think this election should be decided on the issues need you healthy and alive.


Comments:
You said it!The Demoncrats have yet to have a "real" martyr; no need until after November 3, 2004.

I hope that the nursing staff isn't of that party. They or "the woman formerly known as his wife" may just "pull the plug" on SW and his wanger!


I, too, would like to view, hear or read Johnny Four Months defend the "Draft Dodger from Hell;" but, as you state...not so good!

Blog On!Mike
 
Man, that's cynical.
 
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