I’m not saying I endorse this joke, mind you. I’m just saying it made me laugh when I heard it at work the other night…

There was a competition between the CIA, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and the Los Angeles police department to see which one was the more elite unit. It was decided that the issue would be decided by way of a contest.

A single white bunny rabbit was released into the forest. All three agencies were sent into the woods to retrieve it. The agency that returned with the rabbit would be the winner.

A week after going into the woods, the CIA emerged empty handed and filed a report officially denying the existence of the rabbit.

Two weeks later, there was a major fire in the woods. The ATF emerged from the flames claiming that the rabbit had started the fire himself and had unfortunately burned to death in the blaze.

Three days after that, the Los Angeles Police Department came out of the woods, dragging a grizzly bear. The bear was badly beaten, bruised, and bloody… and it was screaming “I’m a little white bunny rabbit! Oh, dear God I SWEAR I’m a little white bunny rabbit!”

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By the way, thanks to everyone who's made my evolution at TTLB possible. Today I went from "Slithering Reptile" to "Flappy Bird!" That ranks me equal to former MTV VeeJay Adam Curry! I feel so upper-crust! I wonder if he could get Julie Brown's autograph for me.