By now you've heard about the idiots at the chicken processing plant in Moorefield, West Virginia and how they tortured birds in an apparent effort to get out of working overtime.

PETA is out to get these morons. Good.

Under normal circumstances, I laugh at PETA. But I really hope they succeed in causing these losers to get fired. There's just no sense at all in this kind of cruelty. It makes me sick. And besides, these jerks in Moorefield have put me in the awkward position of having to side with PETA on an issue. You have no idea how weird that makes me feel.

And it looks like news of this may have made it to the chicken world. The chickens are rebelling!

LONDON - A busy highway near Oxford in central England was closed in both directions Friday when around 1,000 chickens escaped from a truck that collided with four other vehicles, injuring four people.